Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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So I was cruising around the neighborhood on my bicycle with my laptop strapped across my back, when the drunk guy smashed into me.

The resulted hybrid of the bicycle wheel and my leg (seven stitches) wasn't as pathetic and painful as watching my beautiful and trustworthy laptop ending it's life right there and then.

The following day, I went all bruised up and on crutches (as I also sprained my ankle in that incident) in search for a new bicycle. So there I am supporting myself on crutches and sharing my knowledge of bicycles with the salesman. And the salesman being the great salesman, engaged in a small talk.
"So what happened there?" He nodded towards my legs (I made it necessary to wear shorts, while showing off my bandaged legs and ankle).
"Fell off a bicycle." I responded as if it was a completely normal thing.

Then I went to order that new Sony Vaio TZ.

I hop on crutches but in style. Oh yea.

By the waysies, did I mention that both the bicycle and the super fabulous laptop were for free? That drunk driver paid for it.

12:59 p.m. - July 17, 2008

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