Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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As I said earlier, He and I had a long conversation today. We covered everything. It was deep and meaningful. It was full of shit. It was full of everything.

At some point, I analyzed him.

"So, I figured you out." I stated.
"Oh really?"
"Yes. You're exactly like me."
He smiled. "Really now?"
"Do hear me out. We might not seem the same at the first impression. BUT! We are. You are reserved and I'm hyperactive. No similarity there, eh?"
"Not at all."
"But I think I can trust you because you're not like the rest. You are highly manipulitive. I missed it at first. Actually, it was hard to detect, but you really are. You are extremely sarcastic. For that you need a specific type of intelligence and humor, which can be appreciated."
Silence. Then he nodded in approval. "Pretty good. Although, you got something wrong. Because you and I are both so manipulative, we should not trust ourselves."
I smiled. "True. It does seem this way at first. But not if you analyze it further...--" and that's where I analyzed it further.

Conclusion: You do not mess with a scientist who had a training in psychiatry. Oh yea.

9:20 p.m. - October 02, 2008

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