Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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so... new theories as to what happened to my hand:

i have leprosy.
i have the bubonic plague.
i am hiding the gunshot residue.
i was shot.
i injured my hand in a porn movie.
i cut myself while baking cookies while wearing heals (?!) (contributed by a student)
i am fine, but i'm doing this just for a show.

fabulous.

love rumors.

another rumor that is being spread around is the fact that i am secretely dating stan. when i told stan about this. he smiled. he did not smirk. just smiled nicely and genuinly.

want the truth? that rumor... i made it up, just so i could tell him and see what he would say. he responded the way i wanted. SCORE!

5:52 p.m. - October 21, 2008

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