Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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On How I Successfully Conquered My One and Only Addiction

there was a man standing in my room. just looking at me. i spoke to him and he just stood there. everything i did was real, the man was presumably a hallucination. i ask who he was, but he just stood there, making my heart sink lower and lower. i was afraid but i managed to walk past him to check if my apartment was broken into. it wasn't. i come back and he's still standing there observing me. so i tell him i will call the police if he doesn't leave. he smiles saying it won't work, not in this case it won't. to prove him wrong, i take my cell and try to dial 911. with no success.

he then raises his hand and tells me to go to sleep.

so i do.

i woke up later, much much later. (that day i was awake for less than 5 hours total). the man was not there. i check my phone, i did dial numbers resembling 911, but none were 911.

my NyQuil addiction is OFFICIALLY over.

7:29 p.m. - December 14, 2008

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