Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Wear Heals Because I Am a Female Scientist. Right. No matter how appealing and exciting it might sound, do not - I repeat, DO NOT do yoga and/or pilates with four-inch (or higher) heals on. Tai Chi… maybe. But not yoga, and certainly not pilates. For two days I have been working on my proposal. After exhaustive 48hrs of doing anything BUT writing, I finally wrote down the title of the most ground-breaking research proposal ever. Will it work? Who cares. The title sounds ridiculously fabulous. Just award me my Nobel Prize already! Now I just need to write up 10 pages of why it will work and why it is important to the world. While I care as little about the proposal as I care about the person who lives in an apartment complex across the town, I will wreck havoc if my boss decides to actually try it out. Mark my words! You try it and try to pass it as your own research, and you will experience the evil genius that is me! (see what I did there? Called myself genius? Man… I am clever). * * * Necessity is NOT the mother of invention. Strong dislike of the current state of things is. 12:55 a.m. - March 22, 2010 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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