Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stuttering Away My Daily Work Woes Today, the boss hit me with a newspaper. I screamed "abuse" but my men (Dr. HM and Stan) turned their backs on me and said they've seen nothing. Today, the boss asked me to present my slides to him before I actually officially embarrass myself at my orals. Passerbys said I gave quite a show, bending down and allowing all to see down my cleavage. That's exactly how I plan on passing my exams. Luck wanted my committee is all men. Stan wants to make me fat. Forces burgers down my throat. Ironic since he is a vegan with well below the average weight. Today, while sandwiched between Stan and Dr. HM, a beggar approached me: "Sweet lady, do you have change to spare?" The internship will happen. I will be paid twice my current salary which is rather good already. However, it did not stop me from asking for an increase, since I will be living with a host family. The boss said it is the host family that should be paid extra for having to deal with me. I will have my revenge. Wednesday. Them bitches will have to listen to me talk � for an hour. Not a public speaker, so I will stutter away. 1:12 a.m. - April 27, 2010 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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