Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I'm Bored, I Share More Than I Should. Both Food and Information. 1/ It�s a fifty-fifty chance that the news will be good or bad. But then chances are that this statistic is wrong and the news will be pointless. 2/ My boss went on telling me how nice and warm Florida is. I was not interested. Now, I am furious. I have to give a talk in front of hundreds of doctors and specialists in the area. I, a person who rather do 100 other things than talk in front of a public, will have to give a talk. I also have to pull two manuscripts out of my ass for this talk� and along those, two grand to cover my registration. That will involve some crafty pulling� 3/ I received news that I will be interviewed. I was surprised, what did I do? I JUST recently came back to this joint. Apparently, unknown to me, I am considered the most successful woman in science and engineering departments of this university. They want my secrets. I laughed. My secret(s)? Well, a good push-up bra will take you as far as form fitting clothes will. It also never hurts to sometimes force yourself out of the comfort of your comfortable bed and unwillingly drag yourself to the freezing dungeon that is your office. It doesn�t matter if you don�t have anything to do at work on that day, it doesn�t matter if you can work from home, just show up. Also, I am just stupidly lucky� but that�s what science is all about, dumb luck. 4/ I was snowed in over the weekend and instead of doing something useful, I did work. Officially I did over 40 hours of work last week. Unofficially, I did 70. 5/ This new man I have, he�s driving me nuts with his awesomeness. He�s awesome, that�s not the problem. The problem is that he lives in one of those states where federal employees live, like Maryland. And he still has no problem driving up 7 hrs to my central NY to visit me. Now, he has no problem, but I do. I hadn�t had my own weekend for the past�� 7 months? I WANT MY VISITOR-LESS WEEKENDS BACK. 6/ I woke up to me waking him up by violent shaking. He was wide awake and scared: Are you all right?! I immediately realized that I woke him up while I was still asleep myself. I felt embarrassed and tried to apologize. He didn�t buy it so he kept questioning� but all I wanted to do is fall back asleep and dream my horrible dreams. 7/ According to some recent developments, I am not a Sagittarius anymore but some unpronounceable sign that in laymen�s terms translates to a Snake Handler. Me a snake handler? Oh� Yea� Hmm. That is all for tonight. 1:25 a.m. - January 20, 2011 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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