Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else
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If He Stays With Me, I Will Call It A Miracle
Me: How can I get such a great car insurance like yours?
Him: You need to get hitched into it, or join the Army.
Me: So... can I like marry you real quick, and then like... divorce? like.... in the next two months?
Him: WHAT?!
Gee, thanks.
Me: For the insurance!!!
Him: Is that all I am to you?
Me: No... you're much more.
You're warm
so that's like a cheap furnace
I can save on heating.
Him: wow, you have such a way with words.
Me: well, and if I need a face scrub... like in a spa... I can just have you make out with me (note: he has a beard)
and you're someone I can talk to... that's not GPS or my TV.
Him: so I am a step up from a GPS and TV?
Me: sure, you respond... sometimes.
Him: there is this ok wine for sale at $xx a bottle and i got no where to ship it...i hate [my state] right now..lol (note: he collects rare wine)
Me: hmmm...
you and your wine should marry each other
and then your wine can get life insurance
so when you drink it...
you can.... get money for it
Him: ha ha (note: angry laugh, indicating he does not appreciate my distaste towards his wine collection )
Me: aren't we just funny together? i think if we lived closer to each other, we'd bicker ALL the time
Him: like an old married couple?
lol
Me: or just pair of angry douches.�
Him: speak for yourself
Me: i did.� nobody else was typing.
1:44 a.m. - February 06, 2011
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