Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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A Cow Goes 'Mooo', A Dog Goes 'Woof woof', now child, How Does an Eagle Go??

I came in to work looking like a truck hit me. I felt like it too. My Boss was not going to let that go.
�You look like a truck just ran you over.�
I coughed in the most obnoxious manner possible and then picked up a thick manuscript that was barely held by the one poor staple, and I picked it up as if it was the most diseased paper ever. I handed it to the Boss.
�Uhm... am I going to get sick from it?�
�Yea, this thing is ridden with germs. If that doesn't do it, reading it will.� I coughed obnoxiously once again, just to prove my point. Then I put my head in my hands and without saying anything, I made it known I'm taking a nap.
�Didn't sleep well?�
�No way. There's this tree outside of my bedroom and it has birds in it. Those little bastards think that 3AM is the proper time to start chirping. And chirp away they do.� I complain. �Is bird shooting legal in NY?�
�What if they're endangered species of eagles?�
�Well, if they're so noisy, then I'm not surprised why they got to that state.�
�Do you know how an eagle sounds?�
�Sure. It goes like: chirp chirp CHIiiiiiiiiiiiiI-motherfucking--IiiiRP! chirp.�
Everybody laughs.
I just want to sleep.

12:09 a.m. - May 19, 2011

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