Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We Provide The Waste Which Feeds The Squirrels Which Feeds The Hawk Which Then Becomes Our Urban Legend So I say to him, that no joke, we have a hawk living on our campus. No way, you're totally lying, he exclaimed. So this guy, does not believe me, even though he is entering his third year here. Dude, seriously, a freaking big ass hawk. I promise if you hang around the quad you'll see it. Spreading its wings and hovering above your head until it sees a squirrel, it dives and catches it with its huge pointy beak. No way, that is completely made up, you made it up, he is now almost upset. No, dude, seriously, would I lie about a fucking hawk? Shit, I hate stupid birds, but this shit is here and it's killing my precious squirrels. Have you noticed how the squirrel population on our campus declined? HAVE YOU? No way, you should chill, this is all made up shit. No way that could be true. But dude... No way, I ain't listening anymore. And he walked away. �So, this hawk we have. They put a camera next to its nest, so they can watch its patterns and what-not,� our group's new Grad says. The Moral of the story: the next time I tell you an outlandishly ridiculous story, believe it. I don't have the patience or the imagination to make stuff up. Especially hawk-related. Geez.. 12:16 a.m. - May 20, 2011 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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