Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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Because He Has Fantastic Hair and I Have Fantastic Watches and Scars

The only reason I watch Project Runway is because that young designer Daniel Vosovic has fantastic hair. If I was a guy, I'd cut my hair like his and look at myself in the mirror and love myself... but then I do the same thing right now and my hair doesn't look like his.

I have a scar on my thigh that I've been trying to get rid of with various prescription ointments and all but that sucker is still there to stay. I don't know why I'm embarassed of that scar, the others I completely love. It's 8 inches long and I need to lose it fast... or at least lighten it up.

For some unbelievably crazy reason guys with a little lazy eye appeal to me. I'm not talking one eye looks left and the other right, just a slight lazy eye. I want to hug, squeeze, and kiss them.

All doctors wear Rolexes. Even if I was a doctor I wouldn't be able to afford their lifestyle; I buy a new watch every three months.

1:04 a.m. - January 15, 2006

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