Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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And That's How I Got My Fake Teeth

I am unable to love anybody. I just don't know how to.

I chew gum 24/7. I never had a cavity in my teeth, but two of my top front teeth (half of one tooth, and half of the second tooth) plus one bottom front tooth are fake. (in highschool I was late to my history class, so i was running, i slipped, and ended up on the door knob. first, the whole school heard a scream, then curses, then a maniacal gurgled laugh. i came to the class covering my mouth, and blood dripping through the fingers, and some pieces of teeth. "are you fine?" the teacher asked. "just dandy," i said smiling but still covering my mouth, and walked towards my seat. unfortunately, i've been escorted to the nurse. the end.)

8:04 p.m. - March 13, 2006

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