Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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Because I Rather Improvise And Make A Fool Out Of Myself Than Script-it And Be Praised

My friend and I want to go on American Idol to make asses out of each other. We want to make a horrible impression; so horrible, in fact, that they will beg us to sign the release form so they could show the clip on their failing network channel. We don't want to be mediocre because nobody likes mediocre people. We don't want to be good because... shit, the joke would be on us then.

I picked a song by Clinic, Porno. It sounds like the guy is masturbating. Also, my second and third choices are The Second Line and The Magician also by the same band. The problem with those songs is that the singer uses made up words that I would actually have to learn. With Porno all I need to do is improvise.

12:33 a.m. - 2006-01-06

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