Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And To Think My Original Halloween Costume Idea Was a Ketchup Bottle I expressed my understandable dislike towards the King numerous times. The King's psychopath-like expression and behavior completely and utterly disturbs me. The King makes me want to eat McDonald's over Burger King... too bad more often than not I prefer BK's fries. So, why this disconnected rant about the King? Because I found the best Halloween costume for myself. I, ladies and gentlemen, will not be a sexy kitten. I will not be a hot nurse. I will not write you a ticket with my almost not there police uniform. I will be the King. But wait! Not just Burger King! I will NOT only put on the creepy mask and the cape and the white tights! As soon as I open my cape, I will reveal to you what a bloody psychopath the King is. Attached to the insides of the cape will be plastic grenades and pictures of dead Ronald McDonald. Inside my sleeve I will have one of those retractable fake knives. Going across my chest I will have a rounds of plastic bullets... Ah yes... My friend commented that he just would love to see a drunk person's expression when I attack them. Priceless, is what I imagine the expression would be. 5:53 p.m. - September 30, 2008 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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