Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because I Curse Instead Of Crying You know how in cartoons if you punch somebody in the face, that person goes flying across the room or just falls flat on their backs? Well, I tried that once on my exboyfriend and instead of falling on his back or flying across the room, he just stood there stunned and asked for a doctor. Supposedly I shifted his jaw or something. To my defence: He deserved it and he knew it so he didn't sue me or such. But what a sissy, crying over his first broken bone... pity. I didn't cry over my first broken bone... or the second... I think I teared up for the third one... but then I did hear it crack (and people who broke their bones couple times know that if you actually hear it crack it hurts more). So out of nine times I think I cried two times or three. But then when my knee got shattered there are rumors I cried, others say I cursed the world off and cursed curses worse than any sailor or pirate would dare to utter. I, on the other hand, don't remember much from that time. Everything just went black. My stomach still caves in when I think of how I got it shattered. Fucking knee. I remember a doctor saying, "Pretty girls like you shouldn't curse." Uhm, how about I shatter your knee and we'll see if the Med School grad will curse or just be all calm and sophisticated. Wee bastard.12:28 a.m. - January 13, 2006 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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