Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else

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Because You Can Smoke It But Under No Circumstances Should You Inject It

In chemistry classes, I have learned, they do not sugar coat the reality; in fact, the truth is presented to you in rather blunt fashion. Sometimes even, if you are lucky, you will receive some good advice.

Need pure caffeine? No problem! Freshman year of undergrad, you will learn how to extract pure caffeine from tea bags. Headache? No problem! You will make your own aspirin! Do you need to know how to synthesize morphine or cocaine/crack? Oh please, it was one of my organic exam questions (yea... imagine my surprise, I did not study my drug-synthesis up...).

And here are some fresh antics from the world-renown professor (watch out for him! the man is changing medicine as we know it!):
1. [pointing at picture of blood sample] now if your blood looks like this. CONGRATULATIONS! You've got tetnus!
2. ... and if you needed more reasons not to inject heroin. Here it is!... So, to summarize, smoke it, but do NOT inject heroin!

It feels good to know that even in grad schol, I will continue getting valuable education with priceless advices.

Chemistry freaking rocks!

9:59 p.m. - October 14, 2008

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