Because It's Better To Be Irrational With Me Than Rational With Someone Else ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because I Tend To Meet Fascinating People Oh I became friends with a person who just might hate people more than I do. That person wondered how is it possible that such a misathrope like me has more friends than anyone he knows combined. Oh bleh, they just stick to me because I'm so fantastic. Oh I don't know! Because I provide their lives with some comedy and laughter? I met a stripper today. She's my friend now. She said that it's an awesome job. Supposedly, she lost 27lbs just by working there. She loses weight and is happy, while I complain that I eat like crazy and do nothing and still manage to lose tons of weight. Unfair.Took a bus home and some lady with a dog came in. The dog saw me and jumped on my lap. He wouldn't leave; just kept on wagging his tail and chilling on my lap. Freaked me out in a way but I love dogs. Then some cute guy sat down next to me and just kept on looking at me passionately and smiling. After five minutes of this I asked him if something's wrong and if I knows me. He said we didn't know each other but we could. I smiled and started petting the dog that was still on my lap. So the guy said I look like a girl who plays hard to get and doesn't give her phone number and if she does, she gives a fake one. I smiled and asked if he's a psychology major. He was. He then gave me his phone number and asked if I'll call him. I said he'll find out if I will when I will call him; that's a risk he'll have to take. I continued to pet the dog. Then he and the lady with the dog left the bus. I was glad.Yea.8:14 p.m. - February 09, 2006 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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